Even government employees can appreciate my racially charged jokes.

We had a technical review with the government today for our USAF suite update. The presentations were running late, so the guy who was slated to go after me wasn't around to give his presentation. His name is Mike Eschweiler, and he's white...this will be useful information later. So I volunteered to give his presentation for him, since I was working on that item, and was familiar with it. When I got up to the podium after the meeting reconvened, these were my first words: "Alright...so I guess I'm the younger, darker version of Mike Eschweiler...". Thankfully, I received many laughs (a.k.a. LOLz), so I didn't have to worry too much about having offended someone.

P.S. - I also found out today that I was promoted. W00t! Oh, wait...that doesn't really change anything, except for the number after my job title...and a little extra change. So I guess I can't complain.