The most homoerotic mainstream movie I've seen...

...is Alexander. It actually wasn't very good, and seemed to drag on indefinitely.

However, Oliver Stone ensures that the audience knows that Alexander the Great was infamous for cavorting with other men. Also, I now have carnal knowledge of Colin Farrell after seeing this movie.

On a side note, Jared Leto was lookin' pretty fly, despite all the eye make-up...especially with those twists in his hair... Oh, yeah.