Monday, July 11, 2005

Why I can't find a girlfriend.

I figured out the 3 main reasons why I can't find a lady to make my girlfriend:
  1. I don't meet women very often.
  2. Most women aren't interested in me.
  3. I'm not interested in most women.
To quantify this, we must make a few VERY GENEROUS assumptions:
  1. I meet a qualifying female once a week.
  2. 1 out of 5 qualifying females is interested in me.
  3. I am interested in 1 out of 5 qualifying females.
When you crunch the numbers, the result is that I meet a potential girlfriend once every 25 weeks, or about twice a year. How depressing.

1 comment:

  1. it only takes one. even for the geek squad. (me).

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