Wednesday, July 05, 2006

I must be a lot older than I thought...

...or the American Association of Retired Persons (AARP) is recruiting a little early. Here are some snippets from a letter I received from them:


Dear Obinna C. Orjih,

Our records show that you haven't yet registered for the benefits of AARP membership, even though you are fully eligible.
...
You need only return the form above. Please remove and keep the card below as your record of enrollment. You will receive a new card and Membership Kit, with full details on your benefits.

As a member, you'll have the resources and information you need to get the most out of life over 50.
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I look forward to your joining us. I think you'll agree with our other members: AARP is one of America's very best values.

Sincerly,
[signed]
William D. Novelli
Executive Director


Whaaaaa?!!!

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